Attack of the Killer TP!!!!

Everyone knows to check for toilet paper on their feet before exiting a public restroom, right? Today I begin analyzing this and I am clueless as to why it would be on the floor in the first place. Seriously, is it a difficult process to take a couple of squares, perform your business and exit the stall the same as you entered? NO! So, why do our public places resemble a middle school kid’s night on the town? Every home I enter (save the FRAT houses) does not have a problem with loose teepee. So why is it such an uncontrollable problem in public places? Do nasty “TP fairies” exist who are out to embarrass us? Or are people just that messy and lazy when they are not responsible for the environment? And for those bar flies out there, ever notice how as the night progresses so does the bathroom debris? I actually thought about this today at work b/c I looked down and there it was... attached to my foot like super glue. What was I to do? I wasn’t about to touch it with my hands and when I tried to remove it with one foot it would just transfer to the other. I only work with 6 or so girls; who is the slob? Just a mindless thought to begin the weekend; I know...trivial!!!